The Jewish Lottery

I was talking with Groopman and Lori this evening and we realized that DC has an awful big yield of the certain kinds of young jews. it's almost like cities got picks in the lottery.
1st pick-->LA..."we'll take the hipster jews"
2nd pick-->Boston..."we'll take the overeducated jews who just want more education"
3rd pick-->DC..."dibs geeky and wonkish jews"
4th pick-->San Fran..."gay jews, for sure"
5th pick-->NYC..."we'll take artsy and greedy jews, oh and rabbinical students"
6th pick-->well pretty much everyone was gone by the 6th pick, there aren't that many jews.